I am the terror that flaps in the night.
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the batteries that are not included.
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the headache in the criminal mind.
I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am…
I am the Terror that flaps in the night, I am the raspberry seed you can’t floss out.
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul.
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the onion that stings in your eye.
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show.
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the scourge that pecks at your nightmares.
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the hairball that clogs your drains.
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the low ratings that cancel your program.
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the auditor that wants to look at your books.
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the slug that slimes your Begonias.
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair.
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the itch you cannot reach.
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the smoke that smokes Smoked Oysters.
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the jailer who throws away the key.
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks.
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